is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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