And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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