so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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