He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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