I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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