What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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