idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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