Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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