when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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