It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
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I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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