he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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