That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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