Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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