He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
All I want is dick and wine.
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