OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Randomize