How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
These Are The 21 Strangest Sexual Fantasy Confessions
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?