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Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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