I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I touched a dick in church today
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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