Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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