This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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