It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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