Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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