hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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