At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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