I think my vagina is haunted
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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