god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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