So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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