its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Randomize
