My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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