I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
That was an excessively violent trivia night
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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