His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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