I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I just want nice things and good sex
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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