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dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM

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Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?

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wait... oh

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(401): dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM (616): Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek? (401): wait... oh http://tfl.nu/kgtx

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cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton

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i said paris hilton

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thats even worse

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(770): cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton (1-770): i said paris hilton (770): thats even worse http://tfl.nu/l6ke

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(928): View more from Arizona

Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!

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(928): Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look! http://tfl.nu/iwt3

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(503): View more from Oregon

I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?

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(503): I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number? http://tfl.nu/ltxf

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(251): View more from Alabama

She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.

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(251): She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy. http://tfl.nu/vond

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(813): View more from Florida

How am I a tease?

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Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.

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ONLY PART OF IT.

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(813): How am I a tease? (1-813): Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away. (813): ONLY PART OF IT. http://tfl.nu/b7xa

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(281): View more from Texas

I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.

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(281): I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind. http://tfl.nu/2oc1

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..

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(412): Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza.. http://tfl.nu/7ino

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(561): View more from Florida

I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.

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(561): I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk. http://tfl.nu/i2nj

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(604): View more from British Columbia

The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.

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(604): The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why. http://tfl.nu/zoqm

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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.

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(916): I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing. http://tfl.nu/ei5o

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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...

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(704): He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was... http://tfl.nu/35ga

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."

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(337): Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her." http://tfl.nu/whil

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them

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(617): Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them http://tfl.nu/p251

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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things

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(705): I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things http://tfl.nu/ylud

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