I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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