What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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