I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize