but the lizard people decide everything anyway
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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