So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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