just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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