Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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