she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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