Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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