Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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