Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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