Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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