we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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