I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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