dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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