We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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