just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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I am never drinking with the goths again.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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