i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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