I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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