You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
