i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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