Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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