Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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