I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Randomize
