at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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