New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I look better un-naked...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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