k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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